mr . cat nooze flash & : tiger ‘ mew mew” wud maked out wis TEN diffrint kittehs !

includeing hussey kittee form liter baks comersul ! moar to come

supeem cort justiz biografee : sonyah ‘snap snap snap in a zee formashun /! “ someyr.

favrit lirik : gurl u make me wanna git u pregnant ! nok u up! Pregnint! Nok u Up 1! Dat wat ai tode her ! nok u up lay u down nd git pregnits! Noc u up @!

Favit activitee : : pooing reely lowd in crowdid public bafroom

Favir cactis : pokey kynd

Favit plase to spend nite wen drunk : in jale

If nat justis Wud rader be a:
unikorhn , mermayde oar a chynese

Favit cat : fayke mr, cat

mai new frens! 1

no papratzee ! !!!!

yess mr. cat haz becum to famus . but member , mr. cat nat evr goed to obeedeeyunse scool.

but dat okae becuse le bron mew mew jaymes trace micgradee nd koby brian nat evr go to obeedeeyunse scool edur .! .

hussee kittey War NEENG ! !

deer loyul redur . yesirday dis was braut to my tenshun :.

Ai NOE dis red hed slot ! ! .!!!! she a huseee nd stold too ov mai friskee friskee wen ai was asleep!

Be Ware!.

haloween cosume

nok nok .

naybor :who dere.

mr . cat.: “trik o treet !!

naybor :wat yor cosume?

mr. cat: ai a BAKS !. lol lol LOL

mr. cat go to jale ware mai two hunred dollers

deer  loyul reeder.

ware mr . cat u axe .  anser : ai ben in jale for pass yeer for tacks evashun .

wat mr. cat do in jale u axe.  anser :  figer out way to scape! ! (nat wurk ]

how u tweeter u axe.  anser : jale only let u have internets foar birdee web log but not MR . Cat WeB LOG as punishmint ,

 

wat da FAK !. !!.

infilltrayshun of nenemy spase

mr , cat v. birdee .

mr. cat one birde zero  ..1

sabaticul

 

deer loyul reedur nd mai lion cousin .

ai BAACK! ! !

new nd proved mr . cat too point oh . nao  lyke terminater kittee !

mai new ded bes frend

DEER spotwud robinsin III,

If u were still alive, wee be best freinds becus

One : u lyke sivil rite . ai lyke sivil rite too : all kittee shud be lowed in bildings ( but ai nat beleve in ladeee rite to vote ]

Too . U weer glasiz. Ai doo too

Free : u wud secritlee have crush ahn justis bran dyse . mee too !!